I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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