so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i came on her dog
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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