____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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