he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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