I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Your cock deserves a montage
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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