nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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