He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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