like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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