my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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