Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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