dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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