She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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