Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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