u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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