dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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