Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
