And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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