Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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