Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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