OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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