you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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