just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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