just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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