i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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