Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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