But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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