Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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