okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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