The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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