Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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