Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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