There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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