no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I intend to get homeless drunk
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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