If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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