What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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