At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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