I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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