Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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