I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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