i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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