I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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