I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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