she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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