He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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