Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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