You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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