I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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