Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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