I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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