i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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